thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via larryswizards)

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: seaprincefukami, via sniffing)

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

(Source: luciuspatronus, via larryswizards)

when ya horny but also kinda sad

untoldst0ries:

My life :(

(Source: 420turnup, via eggrolli)

pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via hotboyproblems)

allmymetaphors:

when ppl used to make fun of me when I was younger I would feel sooo shitty and guilty and embarrassed but now I’m like?? lmao as if there’s anyone on earth who is qualified to make fun of me… nah… nice try

(via protective)

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

(via itsmemacleod)

rocket-pussy:

☾☼☽
rocket-pussy:

☾☼☽

hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

(Source: daytimeblogger, via perks-of-being-chinese)

wreckfull:

abseunt:

wreckfull:

abseunt:

How do I become not boring please this is an emergency

Become a stripper

Already am one, I need something more intense

Start an underground brothel

(via sorry)

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

(via ohnolucas)

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